I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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