I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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