You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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