I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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