i don't like sucking hair
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
