Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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