I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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