maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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