How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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