The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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