Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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