just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Someone shattered a urinal.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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