She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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