So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
