I want to make a zoo with you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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