I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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