he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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