Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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