I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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