Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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