i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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