so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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