haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I will be naked everywhere
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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