is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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