His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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