Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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