And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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