hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Terrible idea I love it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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