The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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