i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
