I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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