He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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