that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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