You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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