I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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