She said her name was "party"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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