What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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