Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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