no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
