omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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