just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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