if i can run in heels then i can drive
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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