uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER