she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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