You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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