Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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