We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
