even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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