I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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