its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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