so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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