belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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