Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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