ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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