i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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