So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My hand turned me down
I wanna passion pit in your ass
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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