dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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