ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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